 I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen. |
| Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary. |
| There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed. |
| I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working. |
| Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds. |
| Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this. |
| There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed. |
| To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience. |
| If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am. |
