 I asked each one of them to make out with me and their reactions varied from excitable to horrified. |
| Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty. |
| Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke. |
| I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out. |
| Women are more likely to have sex and fall in love, which can be tough because that's not the way men work. |
| David Bowie was awesome the easiest, coolest interview I have ever done. |
| If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun. |
| When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time. |
| I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating. |
