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Rip Taylor
January 13, 1934 -
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

   

Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!

   

I've created such a monster.

   

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

   

Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.

   

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

   

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.

   

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.

   

I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.

   

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