 I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. |
| Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star! |
| I've created such a monster. |
| I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead. |
| Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him. |
| Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. |
| I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip. |
| Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly. |
| I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better. |
