 A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one. |
| You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners. |
| I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull. |
| The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. |
| You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it. |
| Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are successful. |
| Humor comes from self-confidence. |
| I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can. |
| A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all. |
| One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. |
| Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women. |
| If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle. |
| I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it. |
| Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers. |
| Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. |
| Writers will happen in the best of families. |
| Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
| I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority. |
| About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all. |
| The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself. |
