 We live in our fantasies and endure our realities. |
| You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility. |
| The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental. |
| Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey. |
| Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally sincere religious maniacs, as a Holy Crusade to save God and Goodness from Satan and Evil. |
| History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim. |
| Certitude belongs exclusively to those who only own one encyclopedia. |
| Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves. |
| Animals outline their territories with their excretions, humans outline their territories by ink excretions on paper. |
