 Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses. |
| The purpose of life is a life of purpose. Topics: Life |
| One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. |
| Prejudices save time. |
| Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. |
| A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. |
| Getting caught is the mother of invention. |
| To err is human, to purr feline. |
| Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. |
| Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left. |
| Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. |
| Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo. |
| Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours." |
| Partying is such sweet sorrow. |
| There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. |
| Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. Topics: Children |
| No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. |
| Doing a thing well is often a waste of time. |
