 A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. |
| A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. |
| When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected 'I believe' to 'one does feel'. |
| It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it. |
| A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials. |
| The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy. |
| Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny. |
