 I look like Walt Disney just threw up. |
| That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy. |
| If I were like your mother, I would be a woman. |
| Never trust sheep. |
| What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess. |
| Back off or the lizard gets it! |
| You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards. |
| If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian. |
| The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue. |
| I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around. |
| If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife. |
| I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982. |
| I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States. |
| When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda. |
| Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana. |
| The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'. |
| If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish! |
| If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me. |
| I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. |
