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S. J. Perelman Quotes
Page 1 of 1S. J. Perelman
February 1, 1904 - October 17, 1979
Nationality: American
Category: Writer
Subcategory: American Writer
|  I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. | | Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck. | | The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are. | | I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again. | | He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it. | | Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. | | Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. |
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