 I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us. |
| A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. |
| The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place. |
| Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness. |
| Why is it better to love than to be loved? It is surer. |
| An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. |
| The little I know I owe to my ignorance. |
| When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. |
| You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty. |
| The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile. |
