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Sam Kinison Quotes
Page 1 of 1Sam Kinison
December 8, 1953 - April 10, 1992
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian
|  I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry. | | Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row. | | There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. | | In the last couple of years, I guess I've spent six figures on clothes. I figure I spend a lot of time shopping. Eight to ten days a month, I go out and buy. Yeah, I guess you could say that I'm a real clothes whore. | | I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. | | Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her! | | It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there. |
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