 Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. |
| Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. |
| It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. |
| Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier. |
| Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. |
| Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children. |
| We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through. |
| The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. |
| If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. |
| You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice. |
| One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination. |
| Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself. |
| When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want? |
| Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. |
| Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor. |
| I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! |
| The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. |
| You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. |
| It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. |
| Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. |
