No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more. |
I'm a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether it's bad or good. |
I've made mistakes, and I know why I made them, but I made that choice. Nobody's ever made a choice for me. |
Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up. |
I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know. |
I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff. |
Great acting may be a turn-on, but it won't make me fantasize about the person for a week. |
I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring. |
Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie.' |