 Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts? |
| If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong. |
| I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet. |
| I'm very, very concerned about the Bush presidency. I'm worried about the kinds of cuts in domestic programs that mean something to a lot of people, including members of my family, who depend on certain things from the government. |
| Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. |
| A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit! |
| To be in a couple, do you have to put your single self on a shelf? |
| So many roads. So many detours. So many choices. So many mistakes. |
| Do we need distance to get close? |
| When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep walking. |
| It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men? |
| Balls are to men what purses are to women. |
| When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews? |
| I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. |
| After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot. Topics: Computer |
| You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. |
| Can you really forgive if you can't forget? |
| Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be. |
| When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho. |
| I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love? |
