| Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts?
| If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong.
| I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet.
| I'm very, very concerned about the Bush presidency. I'm worried about the kinds of cuts in domestic programs that mean something to a lot of people, including members of my family, who depend on certain things from the government.
| Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate.
| A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
| To be in a couple, do you have to put your single self on a shelf?
| So many roads. So many detours. So many choices. So many mistakes.
| Do we need distance to get close?
| When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep walking.
| It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?
| Balls are to men what purses are to women.
| When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?
| I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.
| After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.
| You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
| Can you really forgive if you can't forget?
| Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
| When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.
| I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?