 Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you. |
| If a man can beat you, walk him. |
| I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation. |
| I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years old. |
| Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. |
| Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter. |
| My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat. |
| My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big. |
| How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? |
| When a batter swings and I see his knees move, I can tell just what his weaknesses are then I just put the ball where I know he can't hit it. |
| It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. |
| Avoid running at all times. |
| Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know thoroughly one's own virtues or powers are the characteristics of an excellent man. |
| I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down from the bench. |
| Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common. |
| Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. |
| Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines. |
| You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. |
| Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money. |
| The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal. |
