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Stephen Colbert
April 20, 1964 -
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.


Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don't mean the argument over who came up with the word. I don't know whether it's a new thing, but it's certainly a current thing, in that it doesn't seem to matter what facts are. It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.


I can't prove it, but I can say it.


In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'


I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.


Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.


I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.


In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.


You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians.


Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?


There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.


I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.


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