 God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it - you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars. |
| Although we will both die, and life is utterly meaningless, my time is vastly more important than yours. |
| Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide. |
| I don't mourn the dead. I mourn the living. |
| Treat Death as it treats us: with utter indifference. |
| Death is the welcome cessation of idiocy. |
| I'd rather be dead than dying. |
| There is only one dream I can guarantee... my death. |
| What is the value of your existence? |
| I know all human beings will be successful. How do I know? They all die. |
