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Steve Martin
August 14, 1945 -
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!


Love is a promise delivered already broken.


I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.


I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.


The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.


A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.


What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.


Well, excuuuuuse me!


Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.


Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.


Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.


When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.


I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.


An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.


Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.


There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.


You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.


I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.


Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.


I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.


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