 Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! |
| Love is a promise delivered already broken. |
| I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. |
| I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. |
| The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready. |
| A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. |
| What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. |
| Well, excuuuuuse me! |
| Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. |
| Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. |
| Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. |
| When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well. |
| I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness. |
| An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be. |
| Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. |
| There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. |
| You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. |
| I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. |
| Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy. |
| I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. |
