| At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.
| I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful.
| I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.
| I think we're the first generation to successfully integrate American society.
| It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.
| Anyone should be able to read comics.
| Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of warlords and an impotent Northern Alliance puppet regime that runs Kabul and nothing else.
| On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.
| Most people don't know how to tell stories.
| Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s.
| Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.
| The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.
| If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before I can write a good graphic novel.
| But now that I'm cartooning full-time, I'm more of an observer. I'm talking to people who are experiencing these things. But it's not like being in the trenches.
| When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they tilt their head in a quizzical expression.
| Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. He sought me out because he was a fan. I was thinking he had confused me with someone else.
| I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a parody.
| Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.
| The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years, coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers to keep the peace throughout the country.
| When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information.