 I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away. |
| A book that furnishes no quotations is no book - it is a plaything. |
| Nothing can be more obvious than that all animals were created solely and exclusively for the use of man. Topics: Animal |
| Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond. |
| There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it. |
| I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate the human race. |
| Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise. |
| The waste of plenty is the resource of scarcity. |
| Names are changed more readily than doctrines, and doctrines more readily than ceremonies. |
