No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner. |
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes. |
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax. |
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. |
There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead. |
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along. |