 Bad weather always looks worse through a window. |
| Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. |
| It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. |
| Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. |
| Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them. |
| An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent. |
| I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! |
| The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. |
| Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you. |
| If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. |
| Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? |
| I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. |
| When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. |
| It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. |
| On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. |
| I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. |
| In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.' |
| Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your . |
