I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. |
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. |
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. |
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. |
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. |
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. |
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. |
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. |
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. |
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. |
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. |