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Victor Borge
January 3, 1909 - December 23, 2000
Nationality: American
Category: Musician
Subcategory: American Musician

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

   

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

   

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

   

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

   

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

   

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

   

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

   

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

   

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

   

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

   

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

   

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