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Wendy Liebman Quotes
Page 1 of 1Wendy Liebman
February 17, 1961 -
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian
|  My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. | | I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. | | My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money. | | Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. | | People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well, it's killing me! |
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