 Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five. |
| Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. |
| In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these. |
| I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. |
| Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice. |
| Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. |
| If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. |
| Like what you do, if you don't like it, do something else. |
| What is research but a blind date with knowledge? |
| If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'? |
