Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half. |
Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: "Open Bar." |
Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar. |
Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside. |
Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an "excuse me". Typical. |