| Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good.
| I'm sure I have a process, but it mostly takes place in my dreams.
| Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese.
| I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated. Character is a trick that we do with the audience's collusion.
| I'm really proud of the writing on Door to Door, and I think that's the Emmy that meant the most - the writing.
| Ninety percent of the preparation we do as actors is just jive. It doesn't do anything.
| A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife.
| We must admit that it is quite common that people do have affairs with their leading ladies and men.
| Stephen King writes a lot of things that are really charming and quirky, and that are more ironic than horror.
| Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real deal, isn't he? He doesn't get the girl, and he doesn't care.
| We thought sex was free. Sex is not free. There's a price to be paid emotionally, physically, even legally. Sex isn't a casual thing. It's a huge thing.
| I think I've been in situations where they looked at me and just see some rich white guy - they don't see me at all.
| The only people who do plays in LA are people who can't get jobs in TV shows.
| It started with the Godfather, this operatic violence. I don't know.
| I do them all for the money, I really do.
| When I watch a film I get swept away. I don't really watch the camera.
| That red carpet has to be felt to be believed.
| I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.
| Directors work 10 times harder than anyone else. Get paid a quarter.
| The Spirit Awards are great too, they'll say anything because they're not televised. Another great drinking night.