 A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something. |
| To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. |
| You sparkle with larceny. |
| God help those who do not help themselves. |
| The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in. |
| To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it. |
| Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. |
| Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. |
| I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it. |
| A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant. |
| Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. |
| There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. |
| I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile. |
| I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. |
| Most hard-boiled people are half-baked. |
| Art is science made clear. |
| Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up. |
| If you count all your assets you always show a profit. |
| I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. |
| A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune. |
