A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something. |
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. |
You sparkle with larceny. |
God help those who do not help themselves. |
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in. |
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it. |
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. |
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. |
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it. |
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant. |
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. |
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. |
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile. |
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. |
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked. |
Art is science made clear. |
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up. |
If you count all your assets you always show a profit. |
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. |
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune. |