Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. |
You can observe a lot by just watching. |
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours. |
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. |
We made too many wrong mistakes. |
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house. |
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. |
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. |
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary. |
I never said most of the things I said. |
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. |
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you. |
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. |
It gets late early out there. |
The future ain't what it used to be. |
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer. |
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be. |
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much. |
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. |
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. |