 As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. |
| If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. |
| I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting. |
| I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. |
| Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives. |
| All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. |
| The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians. |
| People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. |
| Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys. |
| The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough. |
| Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. |
| The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. |
| Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. Topics: Computer |
| Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. |
| When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. |
| Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of. |
| Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. |
| Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. |
| The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. |
| We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. |
