 The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread. |
| Death is a distant rumor to the young. Topics: Death |
| The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. |
| Nothing in fine print is ever good news. |
| The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. |
| Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter. |
| I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me. |
| If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. |
| Elephants and grandchildren never forget. |
| I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you. |
| Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. |
