| Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.
| What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
| Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
| It's all been satirized for your protection.
| To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.
| When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.
| I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
| Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'
| Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
| A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out.
| The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.
| We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
| Men are only as loyal as their options.
| Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence.
| They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
| I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
| We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.
| Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
| Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
| Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.