 This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air. |
| We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies. |
| Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window. |
| President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all. |
| I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush. |
| Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show. |
| The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. |
| This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution. |
| The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right. |
| Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor. |
| The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?' |
| We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly. |
| Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. |
| Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need. |
| Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade? |
| If you think you have it tough, read history books. |
| Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious. |
| I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed. |
| I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again. |
| Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool. |
