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Bill Watterson Quotes

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Bill Watterson
July 5, 1958 -
Nationality: American
Category: Cartoonist
Subcategory: American Cartoonist

Genius is never understood in its own time.


Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?


There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.


We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.


I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.


That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.


Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.


I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.


I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.


If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.


A real job is a job you hate.


Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.


The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.


It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.


It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.


So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.


When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.


I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.


The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.


Mothers are the necessity of invention.


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