 Genius is never understood in its own time. |
| Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? |
| There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do. |
| We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. |
| I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts. |
| That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder. |
| Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend. |
| I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. |
| I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. |
| If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. |
| A real job is a job you hate. |
| Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. |
| The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. |
| It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves. |
| It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. |
| So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. |
| When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. |
| I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. |
| The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer. |
| Mothers are the necessity of invention. |
