If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. |
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. |
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. |
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. |
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled. |
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different. |
I liked things better when I didn't understand them. |
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. |
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around. |
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. |
Reality continues to ruin my life. |
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends? |
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. |
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! |
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. |
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. |
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. |
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. |
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. |
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. |