 I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do. |
| It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things. |
| I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little. |
| If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name? |
| My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. |
| Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint. |
| The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know. |
| The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. |
| I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless. |
| My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. |
| I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far. |
| There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. |
| I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place. |
| Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet. |
| I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there. |
| Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on. |
| I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. |
| Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Topics: Funny Love |
| I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days. |
| I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. |
