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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

    Author: Woody Allen

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

    Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

    Author: Josh Billings

Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.

    Author: Jim Cole

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

    Author: Irwin Corey

It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.

    Author: Marcel Achard

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    Author: Ani DiFranco

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

    Author: Rodney Dangerfield

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time.

    Author: Honore de Balzac

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

    Author: Matt Groening

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

    Author: Tommy Cooper

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

    Author: Robert Anderson

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

    Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't think when I make love.

    Author: Brigitte Bardot

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

    Author: Joey Adams

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

    Author: Honore de Balzac

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

    Author: Joan Crawford

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.

    Author: Mel Gibson

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

    Author: Johnny Carson

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

    Author: Billy Connolly

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