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Page 1 of 2 Selected quotes and sayings on Funny Love. Famous Funny Love quotes. Best quotes, free quotes, funny, quotes and sayings, phrases, thoughts, inspirational, wisdom, motivational, quotations, inspiring and witty. |  Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. Author: Woody Allen | | The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge | | Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do. Author: Josh Billings | | Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant. Author: Jim Cole | | Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. Author: Irwin Corey | | It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early. Author: Marcel Achard | | Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Author: Ani DiFranco | | My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. Author: Rodney Dangerfield | | First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time. Author: Honore de Balzac | | Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Author: Matt Groening | | Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience! Author: Tommy Cooper | | In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. Author: Robert Anderson | | A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor | | I don't think when I make love. Author: Brigitte Bardot | | Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Author: Joey Adams | | A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Author: Honore de Balzac | | Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. Author: Joan Crawford | | After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. Author: Mel Gibson | | If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. Author: Johnny Carson | | Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Author: Billy Connolly |
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