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| Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Author: Woody Allen
| The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge
| Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.
Author: Josh Billings
| Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.
Author: Jim Cole
| Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Author: Irwin Corey
| It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.
Author: Marcel Achard
| Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Author: Ani DiFranco
| My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
| First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time.
Author: Honore de Balzac
| Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Author: Matt Groening
| Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Author: Tommy Cooper
| In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Author: Robert Anderson
| A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor
| I don't think when I make love.
Author: Brigitte Bardot
| Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Author: Joey Adams
| A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Author: Honore de Balzac
| Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Author: Joan Crawford
| After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
Author: Mel Gibson
| If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Author: Johnny Carson
| Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Author: Billy Connolly