 Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. |
| Macho does not prove mucho. |
| I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back. |
| I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house. |
| Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it is necessary for thee to leave all. |
| A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Topics: Funny Love |
| When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument. |
| We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't. |
| I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. |
| The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare. |
| He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. |
| You never really know a man until you have divorced him. |
| I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started? |
| Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles. |
| Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended. |
| To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer. |
| I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? |
| One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears. |
| I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names. |
| I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. |
