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Joey Adams
January 6, 1911 - December 2, 1999
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.


A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.


People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.


If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.


Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.


Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.


Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.


Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'


The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.


Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

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