 If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. |
| A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. |
| People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. |
| If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. |
| Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. |
| Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. |
| Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. |
| Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' |
| The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. |
| Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Topics: Funny Love |
