 Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. |
| Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. |
| It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. |
| Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. |
| What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? |
| It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. |
| If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. |
| You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. |
| In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. |
| I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. |
| Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. |
| I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. |
| The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have. |
| If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. |
| On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . |
| I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Topics: Death |
| I am two with nature. |
| I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. |
| It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. |
| As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. |
