 Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. |
| Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. |
| I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. |
| I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! |
| It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. |
| Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. |
| Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. |
| Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. Topics: Funny Love |
| There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? |
| Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. |
| Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. |
| In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. |
| I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. |
| I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. |
| I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. |
| Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there. |
| His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. |
| Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. |
| To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. |
