 The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. |
| I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. |
| If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. |
| I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. |
| When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. |
| I failed to make the chess team because of my height. |
| I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. |
| In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. |
| Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. |
| The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. |
| If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job. |
| I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. |
| I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her. |
| Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. |
| Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. |
| I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. |
| I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. |
| Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen. |
| Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. |
| Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. |
