There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. |
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. |
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. |
One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can. |
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. |
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got. |
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe. |
Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for words. |
When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. |
Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do. Topics: Funny Love |
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at. |
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. |
It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit. |
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. |
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. |
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit. |
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. |
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done. |
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. |
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. |