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Josh Billings
April 12, 1818 - October 14, 1885
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian

Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.

   

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

   

One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.

   

No one can disgrace us but ourselves.

   

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

   

I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time.

   

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

   

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

   

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

   

The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.

   

There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them.

   

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.

   

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.

   

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

   

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

   

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.

   

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

   

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

    Topics: Family

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.

   

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

   

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