 A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? |
| If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. |
| You've got to be rich to have a swing like that. |
| I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar! |
| I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. |
| If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. |
| A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. |
| When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. |
| People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. |
| Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. |
| When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. |
| I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. |
| The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. |
| If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. |
| Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. |
| You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. |
| She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. |
| I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. |
| A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. |
| The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. |
