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Bob Hope
May 29, 1903 - July 27, 2003
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?


If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.


You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.


I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!


I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.


If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.


A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.


When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.


People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.


Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.


When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.


I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.


The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.


If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.


Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.


You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.


She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.


I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.


A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.


The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.


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