 You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. |
| When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. |
| I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. |
| They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. |
| Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. |
| The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. |
| You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. |
| I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. |
| If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. |
| I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. |
| I have to much money invested in sweaters. |
| I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. |
