 Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you. |
| This marriage is no one's business but our own. |
| When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting. |
| Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world. |
| The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do is find the right office to run for. |
| I drilled holes in the floor of the club, and it's sinking. |
| My entire life has been a lie. |
| Show me any top entertainer or top business executive, and I'll show you a guy who has mapped out his life from the very start. Topics: Business |
| I don't care if I never do another TV show in my life. |
| I don't want to be able to see the audience. |
| I realized that I needed to be anonymous on the street and somebody else on the stage. I had tried to put my street self on the stage, but what they want is an actor on stage. |
| Who am I that I have to sing under an umbrella? These people are my fans, and if they can stand in the rain to hear me sing, I can stand in the rain. |
| A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. |
| It was as though all my hostilities, anxieties, and conflicts were in one ball that was flying away into space, farther from me all the time, leaving me content with myself. |
| My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me. |
| I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25. |
| I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range. |
| Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27. |
| There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object? |
| I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone. |
