 My whole life has been a lie. |
| I've done a lot of things and I've been a lot of people, but now I've come to realize who I am. |
| I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction. |
| Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie! |
| Mr. Burns is a father symbol to me, and you can omit the word symbol. |
| My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys. |
| Sure my career means a hell of a lot, but it will never come before Sandy and my son. |
| I'm a singer who moves like a dancer. |
| I dazzle you with that footwork. |
| A group or an artist shouldn't get his money until his boss gets his. |
| If you don't try, if you don't do something for yourself, you won't get anywhere. |
| Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear. |
| It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times, if you know how. |
| George Burns was the father I never had. |
| It happens to the best of them. You lay off singing and your throat gets out of practice. No excuses. I blew it. |
| My goal is to be remembered as a human being and as a great performer. |
| I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian. |
| I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents. |
| You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy. |
| The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex. |
