The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three. |
Never make predictions, especially about the future. |
If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are. |
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. |
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds. |
The trick is growing up without growing old. |
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. |
Most ball games are lost, not won. |
I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink. |
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. |
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball. |
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed. |
Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful. |
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking. |
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right. |
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain. |
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. |
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living. |
If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army. |
Most games are lost, not won. |