 You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it. |
| You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls. |
| They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again. |
| The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. |
| I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many. |
| I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice. |
| Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa. |
| I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball. |
| Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself. |
